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So I’m Editing Drafts…

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 6 November 2008

And I realize that these papers are really bad.
I mean REALLY REALLY BAD.
I’m a nice grader, and I’ve given more D’s/C-’s/F’s on these drafts than any other paper I’ve ever had.
What in the fuck is up with this?
I really really don’t need to be slogging through 22 failures tonight because their fucking sorority party or [...]

allergic to success

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 5 November 2008

i still have 12 papers, final papers, to grade.
these should have been done by like, this afternoon at the latest.
tomorrow will be a workaholic day. please god let me get shit done.
can’t handle things anymore, really starting to lose it in some areas. this can’t be good.
and when i’m unhappy, i can be downright bitchy. [...]

Sore Losers.

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 5 November 2008

There’s a lot of you out there.
Which is funny, because if your candidate won, you’d actually be just as excited and talking about it just as much as we all are now.
So, um, enjoy being the party pooper? Because it just shows your true colors.
OBAMA LUV.

*squeeeeee!*

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 4 November 2008

OBAMA IS PREZ, BITCHES!!!!!
swoon.
i am so happy right now, the pain of papers can barely touch me.

la la la

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 4 November 2008

32 more papers to grade before tomorrow.
That means I’ve done 34 papers total today.
Gah, I’ve been grading for my WHOLE LIFE it seems. and they’re turning more papers in by tomorrow for their conferences with me Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Too bad I totally forgot about this and scheduled a visit to NC during this coming [...]

What what in the butt?

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 4 November 2008

65 papers to grade today.
5,195 words and that means I haven’t made my 2k a day. Poop.
Haven’t voted yet, lines were wicked long this morning and hubby advised me to go later. I woke up at 7am and couldn’t get back to sleep because i was excited like christmas.
OBAMA. I love you.
I’ve really had my [...]

Yes Indeed.

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 2 November 2008

Grading papers, even just doing end-notes and grades which is a fairly easy process, can BITE MY ASS.
Going to help at a store my friend works with tonight, and that will take a chunk of my time.
Doing laundry as we speak, though I don’t think cleaning will get done today.
Rowr.
Stupid kids with all their papers.

Synthesizing Priorities

Posted by: Professor Anonymous on: 1 November 2008

Boring boring post, trust me.
Accomplished:
*2,367 words in the “novel.” But let’s face it, it’s not a novel, it’s not something like stephanie Meyers or Stephen King or Jeffrey Eugenides… it’s more like a swirling mass of confessions with some sort of self-rising plot like a David Sedaris memoir or an Augusten Burroughs ramble. So no [...]


thought of the moment:

No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick.

time flies.

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